xun-ffxiv:

aethericseafarer:

thebratcat:

So I got this new top as a reward but…

“What’s with this tail condom? It feels weird.”

((LOL TAILCONDOM))

(I can NOT wear that kind of thing specifically because of that tail condom thing. It’s what everyone calls it! I had to glamour mine when I once had a similiar one.)

Because immobilising the very thing a miqo’te uses to balance is a great idea! Also, let’s make it a static target for attack, fun!